KRAMER: All rright let's get some gum or something. Saddam Hussein, we're not really sure. Seinfeld seinfeld monologues elaine. I knew every piece of that office and it was just so comfortable for me to be there. She puts up $150 to their $100, and, spoiler, doesnt win all thanks to John F. Kennedy June-yah in her gym class. Let's get another one. Kennedy. Terms of Service apply. . Elaines (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boss would speak in long, evocative passages, and it turns out that many of his most insane moments ended up on the cutting room floor. The show was ordered to series by NBC on the condition that they added a woman, and thus Julia Louis-Dreyfus was cast as Elaine Benes, Jerrys ex-lover and current friend. . Cinnamon. He's the absolute worst there is. KRAMER: Wow, I'm not finding a spot here. They gave me a copy of the catalog. for basic human decency. Again and again. It was brilliant. Each character's mission leads them unique and quirky journeys. The first time I read the script, I sat down at the table read and go, This is the No. I mean, who has the energy anymore? Newman and Jerry's exchange of hellos was a tell-tale indicator of their hostility. While this doesn't stop George from pursuing Susan, Elaine does show that she can understand a complicated situation. 22. ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. We'll be going in with a lesser You wish you had this coat. . And once again, Kramer is forced to end his rant. very stupid. ELAINE: Yeah. Maybe someone will come watch that.". Outcasts! It was worth a hell of a lot Newman makes abig speech in from the judge, saying,"You see, it'd been his lifelong dream to be a banker, and he uh, just the day before he was turned down by another bank. JERRY: I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there. ELAINE: Hey, do you believe I got happy new year today? KRAMER: Because I don't like to carry my wallet. When taking the subway to a wedding, her train suddenly stops, igniting an enraged, expletive-laced projection of her inner thoughts that we hear over voice over. Once again, Jerry refuses and Newman threatens him with dire consequences. with a hair on it. Those skid stops he did were never the same. You, whatever your name is. and I'll wait in the car? When, with Georges help, she realizes her boyfriends red leanings, Elaine is mostly fine with it well, except for the way he dresses. This one makes the most iconic list because it combines the perfect Elaine line with a perfect bit of physical comedy, at which Louis-Dreyfus is an absolute genius (if she'd . Thats where the bombastic voice and the self important, Mr. It aired on January 19, 1995. Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994) TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy 9.2 Rate George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. One whole hell of a lot.. Elaine hating her friends crops up a lot (My friends, who I dont even like) and its familiar ground for any 20- or 30-somethings stuck with the same old friends. All right you go ahead. One of Elaines best moments also shows off Julia Louis-Dreyfuss superb talent for physical comedy. However, when they finally consummate their relationship, Elaine ultimately decides that Billy is not sponge-worthy after all. So it makes sense that one of Elaines strongest recurring bits is her get out shove something that first gets featured in The Apartment, when Jerry tells her an apartment he knows about costs just $400 a month. Jerry: Because this is very good. If it wasn't for Newman's helmet, Kramer would have been hurt badly by Joe Davola's kick inthe head. be eating them. JERRY: Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. The pair recently shot a pilot for The Travel Channel called Uncommon Goods, which he describes as a show about the two of us looking for unusual things around the world.. . They're all made up. By the time they finished it, Elaine was working for me and I had a job. bottle of wine. Where're you going? But in The Package, when she sees her doctors file on her, she sees that hes literally written that shes a difficult patient so, naturally, she tells the doctor why it isnt actually her fault. You either have grace or you dont, the woman tells her, leading Elaine into an increasingly bleak series of admissions: I like to think I have a little grace Okay, fine, I have no grace I have no intention of getting grace Look, I dont have grace, I dont want grace, I dont even say grace!. She goes so far as to pretend not to have seen it in order to impress her boss, Peterman, but when theyre at the theater together, she explodes with an impassioned rant: Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! KRAMER: Yeah, on one hand he's smart with rockets and on the other part Jerry is suspected of mail fraud in "The Package," and Newman, who's in charge of the investigation sees it as a perfect opportunity to nail his nemesis. GEORGE: Oh, yeah. But you remember this. . I couldn't find the Comet or I would've had that crapper gleaming.". defense rests.". RELATED:Seinfeld's 10 Most Self-Aware Episodes, At first, Kramer unloads everything he dislikes about his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend: You sit around here all day. While waiting for her boyfriend at the movie theater, Elaine learns from an usher that her boyfriend has been injured in a car accident. . JERRY: Just what you want to see, yeah. You go ahead and keep it a secret. I cant live without you, Ill do anything!. This isn't a hangout. JERRY: Oh, take it back. cake box. I didnt want to go guest star in somebody elses show after having a really good sitcom. In a featurette packaged with the special features in the Season 6 DVD release of "Seinfeld," Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld explained the true story of . They are hysterically funny. GEORGE: I know that's why I bought them but they're not comfortable. GEORGE: Ah, great. I can sit in the car and not get Ever the trailblazer, Elaine opened up those conversations in The Contest, when the men challenge one another not to masturbate. Cluck, puk cluck? Elaine's dating life allowed the show to go in a more serious direction. It throws my hips off kilter. Nothing compares with the paperweight as a bad gift. Famously, NBC ordered Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld to add a principal female character to the cast of the show after feeling it was too "male . Is Brian Cox Allowed to Be Saying All This? Jerrys fear that the comment will make it back to Elaine comes true when, at the very end of the episode, she mentions that her mother bought her some new panties and theyre all laid out for me.. Or would they all just be walking around? sectional. They get out How did they do the first transplant? It performs funny. taking a number) are you going to wait here? Back at his apartment, Kramer assures Jerry, There isnt., What follows is a hysterically blunt take on the time-tested but overrated institution of marriage: You wake up in the morning shes there. At this point, Kramer stepped in tocalm Newman and Jerry gave him a go-ahead to grab whicheverrecord he wanted to. With no Kramer in sight, a fellow postal service employee calls out Newman's name andcalmshim down. A HAIR ON IT. Everyone is smoking on ex packs right now. Were Making Nepo-Baby Merch for Actual Babies. The show was always 10 minutes too long and the easiest thing to do is say, Well, we just have to cut thePetermanmonologue. The funny thing is, I still do themonologuesand I remember every one of them. I'm Finding a way around doing it in a more obvious way, they came up with The Deal, in which Jerry and Elaine try to figure out a more casual relationship. GEORGE: I am not buying something just to get change. . ", You never see a man do that. As a youngster, my father apprenticed me to a honey factory in Belize. Elaine also managed to cause problems in her love life and her professional life by the same means in one of the all-time best Seinfeld episodes, The Opposite. After offending her hospitalized boyfriend, Jake Jarmel (Marty Rackham), by stopping for Jujyfruits before visiting him after his car accident, the chewy candy later prevents her from warning a sick Mr. Lippman (Richard Fancy) that he forgot his handkerchief right before an important meeting that immediately goes south, resulting in the end of Pendant Publishing. A barnstorming performance from Christian Bale, a standout Colombian drama, and a wholesome flick about a lost dog. ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. You really should ), Even though Elaine has slept with Jerry, the men of Seinfeld still by and large seem to find her pretty sexless. Its like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom: is it all right if I use the bathroom now!?. is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Out., Elaine is so good, and so timeless, because she shreds all of the expectations for women and women characters of her time. What do you want to do? JERRY: Well, why don't we just forget about the cake? I can't get that thing [George] in my car. JERRY: All right . ELAINE: You sold us a hair with a cake around it. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. In The Bizarro Jerry, she finally branches out to make new, less uncouth friends but later learns that shes just as bad. I'm Stop here. An even funnier example of Elaine exhibiting infantile behavior on Seinfeld occurs when she accompanies Jerry to Florida to visit his parents, who can only offer her an extremely uncomfortable pull-out sofa to sleep on. Well, youre weak spineless a man of temptations but what tempts you?, Newman finally reveals his line of work in The Old Man. When George asks what Newman does, he proudly announces, Im a United States postal worker., George asks why theres such a high crime rate in Newmans profession and it triggers a meltdown: Because the mail never stops! The woman turns out to be Jerrys girlfriend, Jane (The Lost Boys Jami Gertz), whom she identifies immediately by her voice and decides to get back at her in a most epic way by beating her to the Monks restroom and removing every roll of toilet paper she can find. Die! It all culminates in her screaming I HATE IT! and, ultimately, getting fired. KRAMER: That will make great dinner party conversation. To cure the terrible back pain she suffers the next day, Elaine goes overboard with a muscle relaxant that turns her into a stumbling mess who performs a cartoonish Marlon Brando impression for a woman named Stella and only makes things even worse at an already problematic dinner held to honor Jerrys father. What's the difference? the earth. GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Then I ran out of the house and I was running Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants, I want to make sure. The brainchild of comedians Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the show about nothing became an unlikely hit, changing the blueprint of comedy forever with its physical humor, insufferable characters, and memorable rants about the minutiae of daily life. Hedashes into Jerry's apartment to borrow his lip-reader girlfriend for 2hours. KRAMER: You better be careful with that thing. Took. mean they were here first. I thought they were having a little tte--tteoffice time. When Jerry finds out, hes also disturbed and the men are all left fighting to hear the tape again, despite knowing its Elaine. death penalty for double-parking. GEORGE: Hey, hey that's great! solved. ELAINE: I don't know. I show But what it didnt feature was what would become its pice de rsistance, elevating it above other shows of the time: a strong female presence. every word of this story is true" [exits to street] " little string. KRAMER: All right but I am going to have to pay you back latter I don't No, no note. ELAINE: These people invited us for dinner. JERRY: That wa sour Bobka. Neither are recreational, but they will deconstruct your social reality. . KRAMER: HEY DOUBLE-PARKER. The other people I hate are the people that get onto the moving walkway and the just stand there. D: You're Jerry right? Still dressed in her nightgown and sporting unruly hair, Elaine has a fervent and glazed expression. I guarantee George refuses to reveal his ATM code to anybody, including his fiance Susan, in season 7s The Secret Code. As soon as Kramer finds out how secretive he is about his ATM code, he starts probing Georges mind to deduce what it could be. Now, we are lucky to have women like Elaine everywhere, but its easy to forget who started it all. When he finally confronts her about it, he launches into a dramatic monologue in which he paraphrases everyone from William Shakespeare to the Elephant Man: Are we not human? do an op-ed piece for the Times. Elaine sounds a little cold, but she's trying to be honest about how George really feels. big hood over his little head, tie the string and suffocate him. . You may find her at: srcbrtt@gmail.com. thing isn't it? Previously, he wrote for Taste of Cinema, Comic Book Resources, and BabbleTop. When Costanza tries to come with her, Elaine responds with the classic line: Im sorry weve already got a George.. through the top of the top of the head. When did this Brotherhood of Passengers get started? Ever keen to quell her friends paranoia, Elaine chips in: Ive yada yadad sex. It leads to this all-timer of an exchange: ELAINE: I met this lawyer, we had dinner, we had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.JERRY: But you yada yada-d over the best part!ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisque. Back in 1989, women like her were not on TV. At the end of "The Label Maker," Jerry and Newman are sittingtogether at the Super Bowl. Nothing. And whenever a friend refers a doctor they say, "Make sure that you tell him that you know me." You never know when youre gonna need it!. People get spaces this good, they never give Circus and I told her that she and Bob could knock off a little early and get ready. Kramer and Newman are appalled that Jerry is spending time with Hernandez, due to a past indiscretion during which (they claim) he spat at them. You'd go around in a circle. Do you think that makes it better? She has covered a mixture of sitcoms, anime, dramas, and movies at ScreenRant and Comic Book Resources since October 2019. If the plane crashes, everyone in first class will die anyway, she reasons aloud. The money is the cut Peterman monologue, lost from the Friar's Club episode featuring Rob Schneider as the hard of hearing co-worker that Peterman believes is making romance with Elaine. While standing in the middle. Huh, no way wine Seinfeld as we know it now was made by Elaine. I was out having drinks with my manager that night, crying in my beer, and during that time Larry Davids office had called my manager. All Rights Reserved. With the wine I'm in over twenty dollars now. You'll get us killed. Seinfeld Elaine Monologue - YouTube A monologue of when Elaine is upset about her neighbor ignoring her in Seinfeld the TV series. She likes to spend her spare time devouring Chomsky, Edward Said, Guy Debord, Louis Althusser, Maxwell E. McCombs, Donald Lewis Shaw, Judith Butler, and Simone de Beauvoir. Just like the one I'm going to When Kramer fell head-over-heels in love with Jerry's girlfriend, Pam, hetakesrefugein his friend, Newman who used dramatic words to describe the situation at hand. JERRY: No, really, let's get another one. JERRY: Who needs misty herbal rain water crap they sell in the health Um, you sold us a cake Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! you they aren't getting no twelve dollar cake. GEORGE: Why? They're the best people in the world." Subscribe to the Seinfeld ONLY Podcast on iTunes[/caption] . To prove just how important Elaine was to the the series success (despite not showing up until Episode 2), we came up with 13 classic examples of her greatest hits and could not bring ourselves to cut any of them out of the following list, which starts with one of the first glimpses of her irresistible dark side. Elaine is on her train, and a woman strikes up a casual conversation, who is shocked when Elaine shares that she is on her way to a lesbian wedding. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. This years inductees also include new-jack-swing producer Teddy Riley and Taylor Swift co-writer Liz Rose. GEORGE: Oh, here we go. In 2019 women talking about masturbation on TV is par for the course, but in 1992, it was so taboo that they could barely allude to it. He offers to erase it, but she points out that its written in pen: You fake erased, she says, looking at him straight in the eye. "As a courtesy to the next passenger, please wipe off the counter with your towel." bad for my spine. And Ill be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down! This monologue hilariously foreshadows the grim fate that awaits Jerry and his friends en route to the French capital. I was little but I could run very fast. The sanest of the trio, Elaine shows some reluctance, but when Kramer tells her abandoning a helpless animal off was the only solution to her problem, she agrees. Seinfeld is fullof extremely iconic Newman moments wherein Newman dazzled theviewers with his fast-paced monologues anddramatic acting. Ill tell it to you exactly. What are we getting'? In fact I would say if you're on trial for a serious crime I got this great mini-TV and a VCR, oh it's unbelievable.". Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. KRAMER: Hey, did you ever read one of these? Her relationship with him, and especially her attraction to him, is notable mainly because its so ridiculous. In the first episode, they hadnt even finished writing the script when we did the table read. Aired January 8, 1992. I was on my own series at the time, a sitcom called A Whole New Ballgame. Elaine realizes her nipple is showing in the Christmas card she sent outhttp://www.talentplus-commercial.com/elizabeth-perlahttp://resumes.actorsaccess.com/e. As for postal worker Newman, he goes ballisticand expresses intense dislike for "mutts and mongrels." CLERK: You're lucky Mrs. Benedict it's our last one. He went from this self-absorbed man of style to this raving corporate lunatic. That's very nice. All right, look at all this stuff. Jerry meets the iconic first baseman at a gym and promptly starts hanging out with him. JERRY: That's the last Bobka. GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store? He confronts Jerry in his apartment: Let me tell you something, funny boy. #6: Elaine's Angry Inner Monologue "The Subway" Since Seinfeld is set in New York City, we were bound to get an episode set on the sprawling subway system. Cancelled is the answer, actually. Because I can?, Elaine has a lot of boyfriends over the series run, but a favorite of ours is the Communist from season six. DOES Elaine: Devastating. GEORGE: I spilled some Chardonnay. Cereal, constantly during the day. Elaine: We, there are always a few. Why? The office for me was the most joyful place to be. "Really sweatin'. 2023 The Hollywood Reporter, LLC. But my manager never canceled the audition. 313. The guy's just standing around, suddenly "bink" -- it lands in someone's frozen yogurt. Big trouble. Rob Schneiderwas playing my hard of hearing assistant. In a conversation with The Hollywood Reporter, OHurley shares his favorite abandoned monologueand reveals why he initially said no to Seinfeld. JERRY: and a black and white cookie, for me. I'm serious, let's pack it in. JERRY: So listen Elaine, when we get up to the door, you , you hold the Which made him even more fun. Youd have to go back to Buster Keaton to find that physicality in a comedic actor. Elaine, you just do it. She was getting pissed off because of he was putting everything onto her that was supposed to be his. The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. Jerry cringes, tries to moveawaywhile Newmanrambles on about his"great streak of luck," saying, "And then, just as I'm about to go, these boxes show up at the post office with no labels. JERRY: The fabric of society is very complex George. The character had this tremendous arc to it. I just kept running . We're sending the results to Washington, we'd like you to meet the President. You're in the Forrest, oohh. All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. 0:00 / 2:19 Seinfeld Newman's Bicycle Verdict TheStochasticBrother 2.65K subscribers Subscribe 5.7K Share 808K views 11 years ago Newman applies the Judgment of Solomon to solve a dispute. Elaine doesn't mince her words, and in "The Apology," when Jerry asks for her honest opinion on what's wrong with his body, she immediately tells him: "chicken wing shoulder blades." When he. GEORGE: Why didn't you wear a heavier coat? Seinfeld: The 10 Food Moments That Will Make You Hungry if we didn't bring wine. Its funny, but when she breaks up with him for being pro-life, its a great example of her being miles ahead of the times. JERRY: Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger. GET OUT! your death of cold. is better than Pepsi. Perhaps Julia Louis-Dreyfus all-time greatest display of physical comedy occurs in the Seinfeld classic The Little Kicks. The Season 8 episodes title refers to Elaines own bizarre style of dancing at a party with her co-worers, which George describes as a full body dry heave set to music. Her embarrassment affects her beyond the office, however, after she uses Jerrys camcorder to record the routine, taping over a bootleg movie that gets sold on the city streets. Um, I'm Elaine Benes, you remember In the said episode, he spins a ridiculous tale as a speeding ticket defense, and unfortunately, his alibi is all out of whack, and unable to recall anything at the stand. GEORGE: You know that coat was Gore-Tex. CLERK: What I this a hundred? JERRY: Hey, what happened to your coat? better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes Next! Its a moment that shows Elaines sadism, and her selfish need to prove a point gets the chef sent back to Argentina. 11) there Elaines diaphragm and her consistent ability to put her foot in it. JERRY: Black Forrest? JERRY: My mother's. There can't be this many "bests." The greatest thing about Seinfeld is that they just dont like each other. He writes reviews, features, and lists for Screen Rant and Game Rant. I love you! GEORGE: Hey, Ring Dings are better than anything you'll ever get at a However, after discovering his recipes in an armoire he unwittingly gifted to her, she threatens him with his signature no soup for you line, leading him to close up his business. I, I know you. Things you buy through our links may earnNew Yorka commission. Jerry jokingly questions her: What is his stand on abortion? Well, Im sure hes pro-choice, Elaine responds, adding Hes just so good looking, lipstick smeared all over her face in yet another perfectly timed use of physical comedy. Sometimes he'd succeed and at other times, his scheming and planning would fall through. RELATED:Seinfeld's 10 Best Movie Parodies, Ranked. He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. But theres a rub: She refuses to take off her Baltimore Orioles cap, which causes a fracas: Why should I take it off? However, his inner monologue says otherwise. GEORGE: All right we got the wine. Michaela Coel, Penlope Cruz, Dua Lipa, and Roger Federer to Co-chair Met Gala, Songwriters Hall of Fame to Party With Gloria Estefan, Sade, Snoop Dogg. Movie News, Movie Trailers & upcoming Movie Reviews, The Leading Source for Gaming News, Reviews, and Interviews, Newman unleashes nine seasons worth of fury, hilariously contrasted with Kramers heroism, Seinfeld's 10 Best Movie Parodies, Ranked, 10Seinfeld Episodes That'll Never Get Old, 10 Worst Character Exits On TV, According To Reddit, 10 Best Nicknames That Defined A Character In Game Of Thrones, The Vampire Diaries: Elena's 10 Cringiest Parts (According To Reddit), The Vampire Diaries: 10 Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Mikaelson Family Dysfunction, The Most Powerful Naruto Characters, Ranked, Grey's Anatomy: 10 Derek Shepherd Plot Holes That Make No Sense, Big Bang Theory Boss Admits Huge Penny Mistake In Early Seasons, Criston Coles New HOTD Nickname Will Make You Hate Him Even More, Why Henry Cavill Is Leaving The Witcher, According To Report. ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. doing you, LUNATIC! The Subway. 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